Dear Santa Claus,
I have been a very good girl this year...well except for the time I tried to kill our neighbor's two labs (they were teasing me about being short like my mom) and the time I snuck daddy's dinner off his plate (he shouldn't have tempted me with it)....oh, and the time I tinkled on Mommy's new Turkish rug (I think the rug is ugly anyway). Other than those tiny, minor things I've been an angel...promise!
I thought it would be a good idea to get my letter to you early so there would be no screw ups this year. Santa, I didn't appreciate the stupid jacket and sweater you got me last year. No more crap like that, ok?!?
Well here's my list. I made it short and sweet for you so there would be no confusion.
I appreciate it Santa! I'll leave you some cookies out (oh, don't worry, I won't leave any of mommy's cookies out as I know they make you sick).
Maggie's VERY important Christmas list;
1) I would like several boxes of my favorite treats.
2) As many 'babies' (stuffed animals) as you can fit in your bag. You know how I love to rip the heads off of them.
3) I would like the groomer to go away (I'm not sure if you can help me with this but these groomer appointments are VERY traumatic for me)
4) Lastly, I would like a brother or sister to play with. (Mommy said her and daddy are working on this but I wasn't sure if you could speed up the process for them. I don't care which one I get but I'd love someone to play with).
Thanks for everything Santa. Hope you get some sleep after your big day!
Love,
Maggie
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