Major Disaster!

Well she did it again! My mom really has a serious problem! She decided to surprise my dad by making homemade chocolate chip cookies. It took her like two hours just to get all the ingredients together. She had already baked two trays of cookies before she decided to try the cookie dough. The next thing I know, my mom is spitting out the cookie dough and crying her eyes out. I heard her on the phone with grandma and she said she put 2 tbls of salt in the cookies instead of 1/2 tsp of salt. Oh boy! How can anyone screw that up?!? So much for daddy's surprise!! Maybe she should get out of the kitchen and just stick to what she knows best....real estate! I sure am glad that she didn't feed me any cookie dough....yuck!

Blah, blah, blah......

I wish my mom would settle down. She's just too hyper lately. She keeps talking about how low the interest rates are and what a great time it is to buy houses. She said she hasn't seen interest rates like this in years. To me it's just blah, blah, blah.....just give me some treats and leave me alone! The only excitement I've had lately is watching American Idol. I can't believe how awful some of the people sing on that show. Maybe I should try out.....I've never seen someone as cute as me on that show. Hmmm.....

What song should I sing? Maybe 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' or 'Hound Dog'??? What do you think?

I'm mad as all you know what!

I'm completely ignoring my mom and dad! They tricked me and I'm ready to run away to Grandma's house! First off, they told me I was getting to go 'bye bye' with them and they know I LOVE getting to go anywhere around town with them. Then I saw mommy getting my DREADED sweater and scarf out....I knew something was not right. They know I HATE being dressed up in sweaters, shirts, jackets, etc. Mommy started to grab for me but I knew she was going to dress me up. I took off!

Mommy and Daddy had to chase me all over the house before they cornered me. They forced the jacket and scarf on me. This is not the worst of things though. I watched mommy and daddy get all bundled up and put their snowboots on. I knew I was in for something miserable! Well I was right......mommy and daddy picked me up and headed for the backyard. The only thing that's in our backyard is the frozen Lake Winnebago. I realized that we were all going walking on the lake. Are they CRAZY???? So they tricked me. Getting to go 'bye bye' means going in their warm car and driving around NOT FREEZING my tail off with a stupid jacket on!! UGH! I'm so mad at them.

Can I Come Stay With You????

Oh my gosh! I'm freezing!! Mommy and Daddy's furnace broke today and I'm not sure if it's colder in our house or outside. Mommy bundled me up but it's not helping much. We're waiting on the furnace guy to come and fix it. I guess I won't try to kill the furnace guy when he comes in my house. I usually don't like ANY strange people but I might be nice to this person if he can warm our house up. I wish he'd get here! I can hardly write my blog. Well I guess I'm going to get back under my blanket until the furnace guy comes. Be back when I'm warmer....

Santa was good to me....

I had the best Christmas this year! I got to celebrate it at grandma's house and then again when mommy and daddy came back from Arkansas. I got so many toys and treats and everyone spoiled me rotten! I didn't want it to end.

Mommy said I have to go on a diet now because grandma fed me too much. Well little does she know that daddy sneaks me table food all of the time....I think mommy's cooking makes him sick. Let's just keep that between us, okay??!!

I guess I'm ready for a little peace and quiet though. I'm going to lay by the fire in my new pink blanket that Santa got me. Be back soon....